McFailin

(Cross posted from I Like Pie, Spot!)

The old Navy pilot and septuagenarian
Senator fumed, in a funk
For his party had vetoed his VP pick, Joe
And the rest of the candidates stunk.
“What to do?” he cried out
With a quavering shout
“Mr. Rove says I need a slam-dunk!”

So he squinted, and pondered, and paced to and fro
Thinking, “Who might appeal to the rubes?”
And then, in a flash, the thought came through at last:
“Hey I know – I’ll distract them with boobs!”
Lovely Sarah said, “Yes!”
“I have that readiness!”
And his campaign went straight down the tubes.